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When You're Here, You're Fatalities. by Nikolas P. Robinson
When You're Here, You're Fatalities. by Nikolas P. Robinson
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When You're Here, You're Fatalities. by Nikolas P. Robinson

Nikolas Robinson

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Donna just started her job as a waitress at Pimento Patch only to find out the restaurant would be shutting its doors for good.

Along with a skeleton crew of slackers, she accepted the offer of full pay to work overnight cleaning the place up in preparation for the looming vacancy. Unfortunately, this particular Pimento Patch restaurant has a dark history, and a sinister presence has something in store for the five crew members on staff that night.

Prepare for the breadstick massacre, because When You're Here, You're Fatalities!
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MV
01/10/2022
Matthew V.
United States United States
I recommend this product

When you're here, you're reading a killer story!

My second foray into the work of Nikolas Robinson and I was not disappointed, far from it! I may have liked this even more than the last story I read from him, maybe because it deals with one of my favorite genres, Slashers! This little story is dark with some nice humor, making it bloody and fun. Nikolas is an excellent writer, one that every horror fan should be reading. His attention to detail is fantastic and his characters are really enjoyable to read, even if they are being brutally murdered. I will definitely be reading more from him, and I'd advise everyone else to do the same.

DR
01/07/2022
Diana R.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Page turner!

I loved the idea behind this book. A slasher running crazy in a restaurant of all places. Robinson did a fabulous job on this. The tension had me flipping through the pages to find out what happened next.

AE
01/04/2022
Andrew E.
United States United States
I recommend this product

It’s a book!

Ok so first off, This is most certainly a book. It’s digital and shiny and does book things. You push the page button and it moves the page! Yay! And it has a cover. A most shiny pretty cover that…“looks at cover” oh that’s disturbing. So there’s that I guess. And then when you read top to bottom, left to right, I guess some story comes out and it’s great. Just great. It’s about… “Donna just started her job as a waitress at Pimento Patch only to find out the restaurant would be shutting its doors for good. Along with a skeleton crew of slackers, she accepted the offer of full pay to work overnight cleaning the place up in preparation for the looming vacancy. Unfortunately, this particular Pimento Patch restaurant has a dark history, and a sinister presence has something in store for the five crew members on staff that night. Prepare for the breadstick massacre, because When You're Here, You're Fatalities” Hey look at that, the name of the book is in the preview which is in the review. Very meta. So yeah. It’s 50 cents. Buy it to support an artist that needs to be reminded that he’s really good at what he does.

L
01/02/2022
Linz
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Blood And Breadsticks.

Well this has put me right off my breadsticks. This was a fun little slasher with plenty of blood and marinara sauce. Poor Donna.

BS
12/20/2021
Brenda S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

The Pastabilities are Endless

Hilariously dark and full of gore! Nik has this brilliant way of explaining things that sucks you in, and makes you uncomfortable all at the same time. That is a total compliment. I found my physical expressions changing from laughter to wincing while thinking of each characters doom. I highly recommend this and virtually any other book written by Nik to fill all your macabre desires!