VD Day R.J. Benetti

Pew pew

It's Valentine's Day! The day for lovers to spoil each other with gifts of admiration It's also a very busy day for Cupid. This endearing cherub is observed shooting arrows, rubbing his nipples, and giggling uncontrollably. The arrow of Cupid will strike many people this Valentine's Day. This very short story is a hilarious take on Cupid and Valentine's Day. Benetti once again knocks it out of the park with his crazy brand of humor, which will have you laughing out loud. Just remember, love is love is love... 5 severed fingers out of 5

Valentine's Action

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH! This read like a cheesy 80’s action movie and I couldn’t have been happier about it. Super quick read that is so freaking easy to picture in your head…just perfection all around!

Cute little love story, obviously....

This is a fun, freaky, barbaric little tale of a cherub gone wild with his love arrows!! Samantha and Rico are sat in Central Park, enjoying their day, when along comes Cupid to spread love and happiness to all those around him…. *record scratch* Nope! Not what happens! What happens is, Cupid unleashes his bow and arrows upon the unsuspecting crowds, and he does it with fervor and malice, this time, he means business!! Absolute chaos ensues in this fucked up and hilarious story of savage depravity! From Benetti…..With Love….(Sick, twisted, dirty love!) The only love here is for carnage!! Perfect!!

Classic Love Story

Just a cute story about Cupid making people fall in love... Just kidding! You're on Godless.com and this story is by R. J. Benetti, so you know you're in for some crazy shit! And this fun-sized Valentines tale definitely delivers the craziness!

Everybody needs somebody to love

Well erm yeah, Cupid has gone rogue and these arrows do not contain love. I would avoid getting caught up in Valentine's day this year, because Death is not the only thing you have to worry about with this cupid. Excellent work as always Benetti!