The Previous Plastic Surgeon by Dani Brown
The Previous Plastic Surgeon first appeared in Dual Depravity 2 with David Owain Hughes. The concept was two authors with two novellas each. The Previous Plastic Surgeon is Dani Brown's first contribution. This version contains a new introduction by the author.
Join Jerusalem as he hunts the ultimate ugly girlfriend. He's going to fix her with plastic surgery skills remembered from previous lifetimes. He never put those remembered plastic surgery skills to good use and his unemployed. He spends his days hunting ugly women. When one girlfriend leaves for another man after her he has "fixed" her but isn't done yet, he likes to have another within a few days. If his new girlfiend can make his mother vomit, he loves her even more.