Separating You: A Self-Help Book for the Lost, Lonely, and Psychotically Obsessed Audiobook by John Shupeck, Jr.

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"Do you hurt? Do you hate? Do you want?

GOOD!

If you have ever felt like your entire existence is meaningless, full of random potholes, endless lectures, and constant heartache, then this book is for you!

Won't you join me? Won't you challenge your inner essence to dig up some grain of joy in this hell we call day to day "life"? Follow me...buy this book, and follow me.

— Dr. Jason Carson"