Jackie Boy: Jingle All the Slay by Shaun A.I.C. Wilson
In a town not to far, where the snowflakes do play, lives a man names Jackie Boy, whose once gone astray.
A year has passed since his havoc-filled spree, but now he's returned, oh, just you wait and see!
With a twinkle in his eye and a sack on his back, Jackie Boy's ready, he's back on track!
But this time it's different, oh yes it is true. He's darker and hungrier, watch what he'll do!
His gruesome tools gleaming, they glisten in the night, a jingle of madness, a true tale of fright.
He's got hammers and chisels and saws sharp and sly, all hidden away in his sack, oh my!
For all in his way, he has mischief in mind, a tail of sweet chaos, with bloodshed entwined.
"Let's jingle," he chuckles, "and slay through the snow, for those who've been naughty, it's time they all know!"
With a sleigh full of tools and a grin full of glee, this dark Christmas night is not what it seems to be.
So beware all you children, both naughty and nice, for Jackie Boy's coming, oh, heed this advice!
Gather your wishes, and keep them all tight, for Jackie Boy's jingle brings terror tonight!
In this land of joy where shadows do play, Jackie Boy's back and he's ready to slay!