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Granny by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
There’s something not quite right about GRANNY.
She may appear sweet and innocent but harbors an unusual secret, a secret that dwells deep within the crawl space beneath her house and churns in the blackened chambers of her heart. No one is safe as she stalks the schools and bingo halls around town.
Fast-paced, mischievous mayhem abounds in this bizarro splatter masterpiece from the twisted minds of McHardy & Hawker.
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United StatesInsanely Entertaining!
Another brutal masterpiece from my favorite demented duo. This one might be their most offensive yet. If you enjoy extreme fiction filled with truly disturbing twists, you can't go wrong with anything by these two. Highly recommended!
United KingdomLove, Love, Love Princess C*nt!
I absolutely adore these 2 reprobates, and when they approached me, and said I was going to be the main character in their next book, I nearly peed my panties with excitement Granny (moi) is a lesbian murderess, who can shapeshift into a fluffy black cat (my furball Coco) called “Princess Cunt” They roam the streets killing all who they come across…kids, adults, dogs, cats…nobody is safe!! After being investigated by the police, for a crime she DID commit, Granny shapeshift’s into Princess C* and outruns the police, and remains at large… If you’re familiar with the McHardy/Hawker “dream team”, then you will know this is full of obscenities, unPC goodness and bloody great fun…and I freaking LOVE them like the brothers I never had ❤️ This was made even more special knowing they had dedicated the book to my beautiful mum, who is no longer with us ❤️ THANK YOU GUYS � As always, nothing less than… 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
United KingdomLove, Love, Love Princess Cunt! ⬛
I absolutely adore these 2 reprobates, and when they approached me, and said I was going to be the main character in their next book, I nearly peed my panties with excitement Granny (moi) is a lesbian murderess, who can shapeshift into a fluffy black cat (my furball Coco) called “Princess Cunt” They roam the streets killing all who they come across…kids, adults, dogs, cats…nobody is safe!! After being investigated by the police, for a crime she DID commit, Granny shapeshift’s into Princess C* and outruns the police, and remains at large… If you’re familiar with the McHardy/Hawker “dream team”, then you will know this is full of obscenities, unPC goodness and bloody great fun…and I freaking LOVE them like the brothers I never had ❤️ This was made even more special knowing they had dedicated the book to my beautiful mum, who is no longer with us ❤️ THANK YOU GUYS � As always, nothing less than… 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
United KingdomLove, Love, Love Princess Cunt! ⬛
I absolutely adore these 2 reprobates, and when they approached me, and said I was going to be the main character in their next book, I nearly peed my panties with excitement Granny (moi) is a lesbian murderess, who can shapeshift into a fluffy black cat (my furball Coco) called “Princess Cunt” They roam the streets killing all who they come across…kids, adults, dogs, cats…nobody is safe!! After being investigated by the police, for a crime she DID commit, Granny shapeshift’s into Princess C* and outruns the police, and remains at large… If you’re familiar with the McHardy/Hawker “dream team”, then you will know this is full of obscenities, unPC goodness and bloody great fun…and I freaking LOVE them like the brothers I never had ❤️ This was made even more special knowing they had dedicated the book to my beautiful mum, who is no longer with us ❤️ THANK YOU GUYS � As always, nothing less than… 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
United StatesHot granny sex
My, my, my. The dastardly duo do it again. This time, we get some quality time with Granny. Grannies, bingo, cats, and prolapsed vaginas. Once again, the boys push the boundaries and deliver the heartfelt story of the ages. Not since Coccoon has there been a feel-good tale such as this. Check it out and enjoy some frozen cookie dough while reading. 5 severed fingers out of 5