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Dick Wiggler and Other Useless Superpowers by Mick Collins
Dick Wiggler and Other Useless Superpowers by Mick Collins
Dick Wiggler and Other Useless Superpowers by Mick Collins
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Dick Wiggler and Other Useless Superpowers by Mick Collins

Mick Collins

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Monty has a special power that no one else possesses.

And he hates it.

He just wants to live a quiet 'cheese sandwich and tap water' life. Fate, being the fickle bitch it is, has other plans. His best friends, Lark and Sean, have abilities as well and the trio encounter three mysterious people who show them, they are not alone.

It would be nice if any of them had useful abilities, but take what you can get, right?

As a result, Monty is dragged forcibly into a world of coffee-addicted villains, half-competent goons, and pompous windbags.

Monty must use his wits against the witless to save himself and his friends. To do so he must embrace being the DICK WIGGLER.
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DM
06/16/2022
Daemon M.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Don't take your eyes off the page, you don't want to miss a thing.

Dick Wiggler by Mick Collins Are you looking for something different? A book that steps outside the box and will leave you laughing you’re a** off. Dick Wiggler by Mick Collins is that book my friends. I just finished reading this yarn and feel the need to go back and read it again. This story is a freaking riot. In steps Monty, an unassuming guy with a not so spectacular superpower. He can wiggle wieners … only a little … and not his own. Add a cast of characters, each more hilarious than the next, all with ridiculous powers of their own and you have a book that is a welcome break from all the serious, dark, stuff that floods the market. I am reminded of a book called Girl Factory and some of the writings of Steve Martin, that’s how good Mick’s story is. Don’t take your eyes off the page or you are sure to miss one of the countless one-lines that are rifled at you like pellets out of a pellet gun. Five out Five dick wiggling, robe wearing, reanimated corpsing, USB plug-ins on the first try!

CM
04/25/2022
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Trees Are Weird

Well, this was a crazy fun ride! A real madcap adventure following a group of friends with small and pretty useless 'superpowers' Useless in most circumstances anyway, but when you get a useless superpower team together, anything is possible....ish! Absolutely hilarious humour throughout! Had me howling in parts, I maybe even have did a snort, maybe, several times!! Well written, fast paced and so much fun! The story also reminds us that farts will ALWAYS be funny!! ALWAYS!! And it also gives a w'hole' new meaning to the phrase "tree hugging" � Trees are weird, I get paranoid walking past them now!! All in all, a whole lotta bizarre fun and highly entertaining!! 5/5 useless Superheroes ‍♂️‍♀️‍♀️

JG
04/25/2022
Jason G.
United States United States

Get Your Dick Out

A beautiful horrific tale, dark humor, interesting characters, and an entire story that’s eye popping and filled with such imagery, I need to bleach my eyes now. It’s that good. No, it’s that’s great. Mick Collins and his detailed descriptions are spot on. A talent worth adding to your digital or actual bookshelf.