


$1.99
Dick Pics by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
After being sent an unsolicited dick pic on social media, Zaphne (they/them) has had enough of the cis male scumbags that torment women, especially those that do so with photos of their disgusting genitalia! They devise a cunning scheme to lure a hapless willy flasher to their house where some female fury will be finally unleashed!
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Fast, Brutal, and Hilarious!
Another banger from McHardy and Hawker! This one's a quick splash of madness from two masters of irreverence and perversion. Highly recommended!

Fast, Brutal, and Hilarious!
Another banger from McHardy and Hawker! This one's a quick splash of madness from two masters of irreverence and perversion. Highly recommended!

Dick pics
Quick, fun and gory! Can't ask for much more

Because What You Send
I'm not gonna lie I feel like I'm just adding more reasons I'm going to hell. Plus a nonbinary main character, something different from the boys as we meet Zaphne in the psychiatric ward. Already I'm like oh lord this story, a wild ride as Zaphne's rage builds and builds, the more they read about the effects of dick pics. Then the unspeakable happens a dick pic is sent to them?! *gasp* and for them intense desire for justice. Because publicly humiliating bad Santa isn't enough, sharing their reaction to the whole ordeal doesn't steam the feeling of violation. So Zaphne takes it one step further, not gonna lie the nightmare scene I will remember as 'attack of the six-foot phallus' had me in sticks. But when she entraps the person who sent the sausage pic, things go full on gross and stomach-turning. In true Mchardy/Hawker style, this sentence will tell you everything you need to know to proceed further with your purchase. "Dick pics are the number one killer of women, you beast!," if that doesn't pull you in I don't know what will?!

Pick Dicks!!
I will never get bored with anything I read from McHardy and Hawker. I need them in my life, just as I do oxygen now that’s a bold statement, I know!! Everything they do, I just want more, and yes it’s offensive, yes it’s in bad taste but who cares??? GIVE ME MORE!!! Highly recommended to anyone who has no trigger warnings…hell, I recommend this to people who do have trigger warnings but with the message…”suck it up and live a little, you might like it!!” 5