Bro Tomahawk DeluXXXe Print Edition: Digital Edition by The Lords of the Extreme Underground
Let’s all celebrate the release of D&T + TLXU’s BRO TOMAHAWK: DELUXXXE EDITION with a HUGE giveaway. If you pick up the PRINT EDITION and share your purchase on social media, you'll get 50 ENTRIES. Share it to 10 horror pages and groups on Facebook, get 100 ENTIRES!
If you pick up the BRO TOMAHAWK: DELUXXXE EDITION, you will automatically be entered to win (1 of 2 prize packs):
💀A cover-signed copy of the print edition of the BRO TOMAHAWK: DELUXXXE EDITION (by EVERY member of TLXU, including legal representative Mothball)
🪓A brand new TLXU “No Soft Cunts” Hoodie. Any size, any color
🩸10 D&T ebooks (winner’s choice)
🔥The entire XXXtreme Label library… every book published in 2023!
𖤐3 Godless Shirts
"The definitive Splatter Western book. If you want to read the hardest, bloodiest, most extreme tales of the old West, look no further. Bro Tomahawk is one of the greatest anthologies ever compiled in any genre. To be fair. Bro Tomahawk includes the story that started the Splatter Western genre... Angry, Armed and Bleeding from the Anus by Terry "Tex" Musalata.
If you made the mistake of thinking the Splatter Western genre was a thing of the past... you were wrong. DEAD WRONG!"
-Dr. Splatterrot Reviews splatterot.com
More historically accurate than any other Splatter Western EVER. More blood, gore, killing, and graphic sex on every page than in every other Splatter Western on Amazon. A higher bullet-or-hatchet-to-victim count than any book EVER written and any movie ever made. Period.
Bro Tomahawk is so jam-packed with taboos that we guarantee you will shit your pants.
If you don't shit in your pants, we will return your money! *
This XXXTREME LABEL joint with Godless Slasher X Westerns features:
Angry, Armed and Bleeding from the Anus by Terry Musalata (author's bloodier new version)
- A Crippling at Shit Fucker Creek by Thrash Frankenstein
- Bukkake Hoedown by Fanny Hertz
- Cowboys of Extinction by A. Cunt
- Billy the Mong by Raw Dog & Henry Wankstain
- Prematurejacushowdown at Dusty Peehole’s Saloon by Marty St. Hubbins & Steve Vagina
- Cholera Goldrush by Freddy Fatberg
- The Cuntslingers by Armitage Shanks
- The Ballad of Dickfingers McGee by Scabs McDumpster
3 NEW STORIES BY 3 NEW MEMBERS OF TLXU!
Sepsis - “The Cock Collector Comes to Cunt Creek”
Cum Gargle - “The Whorehouse of the Gods”
Sally Scrotum - “Bloodbath of the Soiled Dove”
*Note: Godless doesn't refund books.