Blowie by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Stuck on Stanley Island with his marine biologist father and no women in sight, sexually frustrated Leo comes upon a chance encounter with a beached dolphin that will change his life forever. Amidst his newfound sexual awakening, Leo sets out in search of the ultimate orgasm—dipping his wick into the blubbery, moist folds of a majestic blue whale’s blowhole. Join Leo along with his father, Greenpeace, and a Japanese whaling fleet in this touching, coming-of-age story about a boy and his whale.
There she blows.
Let’s start with a cuddly little story from two of the most non-offending gents around, Simon Mchardy and Sean Hawker and BLOWIE. Leo lives off Tasmania on an island with his Dad, Dr. Hood. When Leo starts experiencing what all boys go through, the want for boobs and any and all holes, he learns he has a kink that most do not have. How far is he willing to go for that good shit? Ever wondered what a dolphins blowhole smells like after being fingered? Wondered if what comes out of a blowhole is cum or a cold? What about embarrassing your Dad in front of a boat of people from Greenpeace with yourself dick deep in a whale’s blowhole? If you need to know the answers to this and many other questions of the world, I would suggest picking it up. I really feel like you guys know I’m a McHardy/Hawker fangirl. There’s no need to hide it. Did I love this one? Yep. Will others? Don’t give a shit. One of my favorites because it’s 100% insane and that’s the kind of story we need right now.
Whale Of A Tale
Loved this! Definitely not for the squeamish. The dynamic duo strike again! What starts out as an almost wholesome coming of age story…. Ends in….. well… the description isn’t wrong. Perverse greatness!!!
Whale, whale, whale.
Whale I'll be damned!! The gruesome twosome that are Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker are back with another delightful little tale to melt your heart and make you feel all gooey inside!! (Needle scratch......) Scrap that!!!! These two disgustingly twisted sickos are back to gross you out and make you guilty laugh like never before! Stuck on an island after hitting puberty, becoming a raging horndog, and wanting a real live woman to entertain, Leo comes across an unexpected way to lose his virginity! A short but extremely vulgar tale, full of hilarity, depravity, desperation, and grossness, with a great big climax!! For the readers and for Leo! Jam packed, (just like the blowholes in this story!)and brilliant fun, as always!! 5/5 blowies
A Whale Of A Time
Just when I think I couldn't love Hawker and Mchardy any more they give us Blowie. The gruesome twosome get a little more depraved with every book and I'm here for it all. Leo loves big fish and he can not lie. Filled with whale humping, blow hole spunking, harpooning goodness.
Well, let me tell you, the synopsis blurb is pretty dead-on for this story, but I am going to replace the word "touching" ( in this touching, coming-of-age story about a boy and his whale) with "touched." This story is touched. And it will touch you. But maybe not in ways you like. Or maybe you will. Blowie is perverse and wrong and darkly humorous, and I am so going to hell for finding humor in it, maybe even for reading it. This is a story about sexual awakening, sexual obsession, and looking for love in all the very wrong places. It is not for the squeamish or easily offended. It may not be for the not easily offended. But it is definitely for the fans of McHardy and Hawker's no boundaries stories. This is definitely a gem in the treasure chest of guilty pleasure reading. Yes, I read it and liked it. I exclaimed out loud during the reading of it. I may have cussed out loud at the authors after. But fans of extreme shorts, you gotta read this!