Because a Stake Through the Heart Would Kill Anybody by Brian DuBois
It’s Halloween night on your college campus and you have just emerged from your dorm wearing the greatest vampire costume ever created. You are proud and excited to show it off. But you find yourself immediately being chased by a psychotic and deranged woman who believes herself to be a bona fide vampire slayer. And she believes that you are a bona fide vampire. Everyone around you thinks it's a show. A Halloween skit. A piece of performance art. So you are on your own, running for your life across a crowded campus. Because whether you are a real vampire or not---A stake through the heart will most definitely kill you!
Buffy Van Helsing
A twisted tale where the vampire is just a guy on a costumes and the vampire slayer is real. A wooden stake through the heart? Yeah, that'll kill a vampire... and a human too.