Beach Bodies: A Nunchuck City Beatdown by Brian Asman

Godless Exclusive! Set after the events of Brian Asman's 2021 action comedy novella Nunchuck City, the raucous new novelette Beach Bodies finds fan-favorite idiot Chad Boner, Turbo City's Chief Bikini Inspector, hot on the trail of a deadly black market breast implant ring. Luckily, Chad's got local clown Patches is his corner. Can the duo crack the case, fuck up the bad guys, and get the deposit back on their tandem bike? Find out in Beach Bodies! 

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