The Perils of Dating Celine by Peter Caffrey
After watching a TV Chef’s hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the purchase, and when the machine arrives it includes a note from the mysterious Celine.
There’s something about her note which he finds intriguing, and after fantasising about contacting her, he bites the bullet and makes the call. When they finally meet, all he knows about Celine is that she loves pasta, and she has a mysterious disfigurement.
The Perils of Dating Celine is a modern-day love story; a glimpse into what could happen if people put aside concerns about random interactions with strangers, and simply followed their hearts.
Yay, this is offbeat. Yay this is short and definitely worth the read. By the time it gets off track you'll want to know how this ends.
First of all......Giiiiiiiinnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!! (The Brits will get this one!) I love Peter Caffrey's fucked up beyond all reason mind! Absolutely LOVE IT!!!! This story is another fine example! As hilarious as always! As sick as always! As twisted as always! As depraved as always! And as brilliant as always! What starts off with the purchase of a pasta machine, ends in......well, um....Mayhem! Celine has a skin disfigurement, which makes her a recluse, but Terry can see past that to her inner beauty, and tries to break her out of her shell and get her out in public again. It works! But things take a very strange turn...... I don't know where I was expecting this to go, but it wasn't where it went! Fantastically entertaining stuff!! 5/5 sexy bacon strips
A brilliant, bonkers, bacon bonanza!
Only Caffrey could conjure up such a hilarious, offbeat story that begins innocuously enough with the purchase of a pasta maker and ends in bestiality and death. You won’t have any idea where this story is going until you get there, by which point you’re so invested in the madcap mayhem you never want to leave the comfort of Caffrey’s literary breast.
Bacony Body Bits
Ummmm... I don't know what I was expecting but that bacon filled doggy romp was not it. It was an odd one that made me a little hungry and a whole lot What the fuck did I just read