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The God of Wanking by Peter Caffrey
The God of Wanking by Peter Caffrey
The God of Wanking by Peter Caffrey

The God of Wanking by Peter Caffrey

Peter Caffrey

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 After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with any woman he wishes, fulfilling his carnal desires. All he has to do in return is provide a regular supply of sperm. Like most schoolboys, he’s in the habit of regularly wanking, so he figures he has nothing to lose by agreeing to the pact.

Once the demon takes control, he manipulates the situation, leaving Diego trapped in a waking (or even wanking) nightmare. The daily duty becomes a millstone, dragging him down into an abyss of masturbatory misery.

Why does the demon want his semen, and has it anything to do with the numerous elderly women who are falling pregnant and giving birth to devil babies with unfeasibly large cocks? With the clergy and their militia hunting down the source of the impregnations, Diego finds himself a victim of the chaos.

As his world crumbles around him, his only hope is to free himself from the pact.

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Laugh Out Loud Funny

This my favourite Caffrey book so far. I cried laughing. Ugly snort laughs. Pete's humour is awesome I laughed all the way through this absolute banger of a book.

United Kingdom United Kingdom
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A wonderwank of a book!

Holy cow tits! I love Peter’s sense of humour. I laughed all the way through this story. Such anarchic, irreverent fun. The writing is exceptional. So glad I read this book. Made me as happy as the day I discovered cock rings existed.

Simon M.
Australia Australia
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Who ever knew wanking could be so dangerous

Diego’s sinful habit sends him on a bizzaro adventure involving well endowed demonic babies, pregnant pensioners, even more wanking and a corn effigy that can’t get enough jizz. If Caffrey doesn’t ascend to bizzaro/horror cult status I’m giving up wanking for good.

Regina W.
United States United States
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Ribbed for its pleasure

As much as I like Prunty, Caffrey has delivered the book THE SUICIDE KING should have been. An excellently-paced, splatteriffic encounter with an trickster god, full of sodomy, corncob cocks, and evil bastards. My favorite title to date.

Gerhard G.

And the battle against the demonic forces carries on!

I scooped up a copy of The God of Wanking back at the beginning of June when it was free, but as a short novel, ninety-nine cents is a steal, especially for a book this good - and I will definitely be paying full price for Peter Cafffey's other books (starting with The Devil's Hairball)! The God of Wanking was beyond anything I could have anticipated. It is a wicked smart dark comedy that bounces back and forth between characters, keeping you on your toes, guessing what will happen until the very end. I highly recommend it.