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Spunk of the Sasquatch by The Professor
Spunk of the Sasquatch by The Professor
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Spunk of the Sasquatch by The Professor

The Professor

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The Professor returns to the formula of his first piece for some pulp horror porn.

Ejaculate of the Incubus meets Willow Creek!

A young couple.

A moonlit night in the woods.

Bigfoot.

Violence.

Sex.

More sex.

Violent sex.

Death.

More sex...
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NP
04/24/2022
Nikolas P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Bigfoot Makes the Beast With Two Backs

The Professor has previously deconstructed, distilled, and devastated classic literary prose with his magnificent and monstrous homages to some of the great writers of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. This time he's set his sights on something far more primal...a well-loved fixture of North American cryptozoology...Bigfoot. Two campers amid passionate playtime in their tent are interrupted by a startling roar that incapacitates them in preparation for the monster coming their way. Cruel and sadistic, the creature takes pleasure in torturing his prey as he builds up to a climax of cyclopean proportions, and The Professor keeps us right there, in the center of the action without relenting or taking any more pity than the beast itself does with its prey. Envisioning the sasquatch as a carnal clamoring colossus, The Professor joins the ranks of those--like Lucas Milliron--who transform the beast from the friendly, secretive forest dweller of Harry and the Hendersons into a vile, sexually aggressive predator. A cautionary tale about the risks associated with camping, and especially against having sex while doing so, Spunk of the Sasquatch paints a revolting portrait of the elusive beast. By the time his rumbling roar is resonating within your bones, it's already too late. Just remember, all he wants is a little head. Naturally, The Professor includes an audio edition of this thrilling tale. I recommend settling in as the man himself caresses your ears with the vile and visceral details conveyed through his voice.

TL
03/31/2022
Todd L.
Canada Canada
I recommend this product

Juicey

This was a total mind fuck! Get a look inside the inner workings of a monster, but his big feet are not what it’s using to scare the lovestruck campers.

CM
03/29/2022
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Spunk Balls!

"HOLY FUNKIN' SPUNKINESS!!" Reading anything by The Professor is always a delight, a horrible, fantastically written delight, and this story was so much Fun!! Who knew Sasquatch was such a horny beast?? Phew!!! This tale sees Sasquatch get the ultimate head and shows its not just big feet he has! We get a little bit more of an insight into the mystery of the big guy, and what he does for fun! And The Prof does it in the most beautiful, poetic, fast-paced, crammed full, sexy, deliciously vile, gross, brutal and most savage way! I hope I never get caught in the woods by Sasquatch - or do I!?! Excellent stuff once again!!

DD
03/26/2022
Dakota D.
United States United States

A Glimpse At The Most Elusive Creature

Deep in the woods all across the United States, stories of a seven foot tall hominid are told in hushed voices. A creature that smells worse than decay and is stronger than any other mammal to ever walk upright on two legs. He stalks those foolish enough to camp within his territory, sometimes playing the voyeur, other times becoming a dominant bull, taking what he most desires. This beast goes by many names; Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, Grass Man, Sasquatch. Spunk of the Sasquatch takes mating season to a whole new level of brutality, one that is full of barbaric sexual violence and stinks of gigantopithecus pheromones. What the Sasquatch does is worse than a train wreck and twice as tempting to watch through parted fingers. No matter what levels he sinks to, it’s hard to face away from the page and take a hard look at the elusive being. Additionally, I want to point out that name of the town that claims it is home to Bigfoot is Remer (or in this case ream-her) Minnesota, and I think that’s the perfect name for the location this story should take place in.

RB
03/25/2022
R.J. Benetti
United States United States
I recommend this product

THAT’S ONE CUMMY CRYPTID

The Professor has a gift for describing sex acts with mythical beasts. Listened to this one on my way to work, it was f’n fantastic, disgusting, gripping, and full of campground cumming by the world’s shaggiest cryptid. As it is with all of his stuff, I loved it!