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Pussy Galore (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #1) by Peter Caffrey
Pussy Galore (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #1) by Peter Caffrey
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Pussy Galore (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #1) by Peter Caffrey

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BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN

Ten-year-old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer, and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

Pussy Galore

Under the tutelage of Jimmy the Chimp, Arnold begins his transformation from being a little boy to a man of the world, all with the help of a can of tuna fish. However, there is a price to pay, and someone doesn't come home.

Good night, sleep tight!

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MC
04/24/2022
Mick C.
United States United States

Poor Kitties

Funny and filthy. Had me laughing at thing, I probably shouldn't be laughing at. Can't wait to read the rest.

SM
04/17/2022
simon m.
Australia Australia
I recommend this product

Kitty carnage

The kitty carnage aside. Pussy Galore is a hilarious and disturbing introduction to troubled child Arnold and his demonic sidekick. It only gets sicker from here.

L
03/29/2022
Linz
United Kingdom United Kingdom

I Want A Jimmy

Bahahahaha... I love cats and was ready to hurl major "C" bombs Peters way but omg that was hilarious. Jimmy the chimp leads little Arnold into cat banging shenanigans. I agree with Jimmy though Daddy needs killing. The man is a dick.

NP
03/09/2022
Nikolas P.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Sweet Dreams!

Peter Caffrey has delivered a bedtime story that I might have read to my children as they'd gotten older. Keep in mind that the first book I purchased for my eldest daughter when she was a toddler was a chapbook of The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. It's also worth noting that I received a text message when said daughter was in middle school, asking me what necrophilia was. As you might expect, I provided an accurate and uncensored definition. I provide these anecdotes to suggest that I might not be the best judge of what makes for a good bedtime story. Arnold seems like a sweet child, sheltered by a loving mother and berated by a less-than-stellar father. The important relationship in Arnold's life isn't with either of his parents. It's the one he has with Jimmy the Chimp, a stuffed toy who is far more than appearances might indicate. This ape is no harmless imaginary friend. A neighborhood experiencing a plague of missing kittens, a fateful can of tuna, and an oedipal connection between mother and son make for one hell of a twisted story...and this is only the beginning.

SH
02/11/2022
Sean H.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Best of British filth!

Obscene… licentious… depraved… Peter’s humour is drier than Mary Whitehouse’s gash. He’s given us the kind of material that would have her spinning in her death pit. I imagine the scene with Kitty Cat is something Rolf Harris got up to behind the scenes of Animal Hospital. This reminded me of Viz. I bloody loved it.