Mother Maggot: Uncensored by Simon McHardy
MOTHER MAGGOT: UNCENSORED IS HERE!
You begged us.
You blew up our email box.
You cried like a bunch of maggot-loving fucking babies!
After a fried-chicken-fueled sex romp, Eddie embarks on a perverted odyssey. Murder, torture, geriatrics, bugs, and big, beautiful women all fail to satisfy until he meets the Maggot Mother—a nymphomaniac, cannibal, human-maggot hybrid with a sweet side. As the calories and corpses pile up, a beautiful cop with her own dark sexual perversions is hot on Eddie’s trail. What will be the end result when their depraved worlds finally collide?
This book contains graphic content and adult language. It may disturb some readers and should only be read by seasoned readers of extreme sexual horror and violence.
It’s a good thing I am too. I think it says more about me than it does the story that I managed to get through the entire thing without being sick. Mother Maggot Uncensored is not a story for the weak of stomach. McHardy delivers a tasty blend of gross and hilariousness that will certainly be remembered by any that dare read it.
Dear Simon Mchardy, I wanted to save up to take my kids to Marioland in Japan. But that will have to wait. I will now be saving up to come to Australia. There I will ask everyone I meet if they are you or if they know you. One day, after a long search, you will unsuspectingly answer that you are, in fact, Simon Mchardy. I will drop a penny on the ground, pick it up, and sucker punch you in the dick and balls. Why? Because I just read Mother Maggot. I’m fat, Simon and I love to eat. My husband, much like Eddie, loves bigger women. I have not wanted to eat since I finished your novel. Which will lead to my husband bugging me, making me irritable and I will yell. My children will ask, “Mommy? Daddy? Why are you shouting?” I will say because of Simon Mchardy. Fast forward 14 years. My son will be in prison for stabbing anyone named Simon and my daughter will be a stripper… named Simone McFarty because she has her Mother’s humor. You will have ruined generations of my family but not made my barf. I don’t know which is worse to be honest. I hate vomiting but I hate that my family may now be cursed because of your novel. This book is gross, disturbing, nauseating, yet hilarious and actually really freaking great. A definite must read for those with iron stomachs or families to curse. 5/5 severed penises. Update: I have eaten. All is well.
Welcome to a world full of perverts and sick fucks. After reading "Gob 'n Nob", "Pitbull", "Aussie Sickos", and the first two entries in the Red Band series, I decided to try Simon Mchardy's mangum opus, "Mother Maggot: Uncensored". After I finished (no pun intended), I realised Simon is now one of my top five horror writers. This book has everything extreme horror requires: abhorrent fetishes, body horror, gory killings, sexual perversity, and more. Furthermore, it's outrageously funny for those with a twisted sense of humour, and thoroughly entertaining. Well done, Simon! I'll keep supporting you and what your twisted mind has to offer.
Read it !! This book is just Perfect !! The story is so perverted, it’s a jewel ! This version should have been the only version !! In my opinion, Simon McHardy is the best in that genre. I highly recommend it to splatterpunk’s fan who aren’t afraid to be amaze , and maybe a little bit gross out, by Simon McHardy imagination.
Every time I close my eyes and think of Mother Maggot, I picture the giant maggots brain from Starship Troopers. Each chapter feels like it’s own little story full of grotesque scenes of the uncensored and unthinkable acts that one can expect from Simon McHardy. Talking to him, he told be over 2500 words were added back into this macabre tale of wanting to be loved. How do people who are damaged express love and desire when no one is looking. This book I’d extremely graphic and each page found me racing to get to the next. Aussie Sickos will be my next read for sure. Fantastic read.