Mister Mummy (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #8) by Peter Caffrey
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Mummy is away at the detox centre, and Daddy’s spare time is spent visiting her to offer moral support. Left all alone, Arnold is in danger of disappearing down the rabbit hole of dark internet videos until Jimmy resolves to teach him all about ritual slayings. They head to the red-light district to find a victim, but spot Daddy there. Why isn’t he visiting Mummy, who is the mysterious Beryl, and what’s going on in Big Bent Bertie’s Bum-Bum Club?
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!
United KingdomYou Can’t Go Wrong With FUBS
Peters humour is right on my level I mean Big Bent Bernie's Bum-Bum Club those six words had me snort laughing. Jimmy and Arnold get crazier with each story I'm looking forward to the day daddy gets a taste of Jimmy who by the way is an Ape not a monkey poor Beryl learned that the hard way.
United KingdomYou Can’t Go Wrong With FUBS
Peters humour is right on my level I mean Big Bent Bernie's Bum-Bum Club those six words had me snort laughing. Jimmy and Arnold get crazier with each story I'm looking forward to the day daddy gets a taste of Jimmy who by the way is an Ape not a monkey poor Beryl learned that the hard way.
United KingdomMarvellous!
I've said it once (or lots of times) and Ill say it again!!!! THESE ARE THE BEST BEDTIME STORIES EVER!! If you want fucked up, insane, sick and twisted dreams, read them right before you go to bed! Either that or you'll go to sleep sniggering away to yourself at all the wrongness Jimmy and Arnold get up to in each installment! In FUBS #8 Mister Mummy, Arnold wants to learn the art of ritual killings, you know, for when he becomes King Arnold, and who better to teach him than Jimmy…… But when they find Arnold's Dad somewhere he shouldn't be, and then they find Dad's new friend Beryl, in the kitchen cooking breakfast, things take a very different turn and it's not just sausages getting cooked, a couple of meatballs get cooked too!! Arnold discovers cross dressing and torture, and becomes quite keen on one of them! This installment is rammed full of hilarious shenanigans and brutal blood and gore, and……YOU CANT END IT THERE CAFFREY!!!!!! Seriously, if you haven't read any of these yet, what are you waiting for? They are utterly fantastic!!