{"product_id":"janitor-by-oscar-brady-signed-paperback","title":"Janitor by Oscar Brady - SIGNED PAPERBACK","description":"\u003cdiv data-setdir=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.oscarbrady.com\/product\/janitor?fbclid=IwY2xjawVlZ_hleHRuA2FlbQIxMABwZG9mBWJyaWQRMWNaNGR4WDd5ZkY3REQ1emZzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEfp3QNSEYiZ1Q5ncrCJnpvE3lIJ7j2OBnC4DuD_Z3HI87JJE0jFFORhseZf-I_aem_stA3C33v8Y8mPUX1jZ0U_w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/4298\/4532\/files\/Buy_Print_Button.png?v=1793113924\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSing along with this signed copy of the paperback edition of Janitor, a splatterpunk novella set in 1983, in a gorgeous glossy cover. Each edition comes personalized with a signature, doodle, and short note. You'll also get a bloody bookmark letting you know to always be careful when the floor is wet. You really should anyway. And of course, you get a shiny new Oscar Brady sticker, which doubles a single nipple pasty. (Order two books to receive two pasties.)\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-container\" data-bc-hook=\"product-container\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"product-detail\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-detail__description\" data-bc-hook=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: If you would like the personalization to be for a different name or to not include a name or note at all, please indicate as such in the optional \"Note\" field at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBook Description:\u003cbr\u003eIn this love letter to 1980s slasher films, a killer janitor murders staff and students with his custodial tools.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAt Chatelain Academy, Lead Custodian Franky Williams is having a very, very bad day. From pretentious staff to prankster teenagers, Franky is always busy cleaning something up. Franky's last straw is when he is fired for no reason only months before retirement. That's when he decides that cleaning up this school means more than mopping up a few messes!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLucy White is the \"new girl\" and has problems of her own. From bullies, to her starring role in the school play, to pressure from her boyfriend to take things to the next level, Lucy has a lot on her mind! Unlucky for Lucy, these troubles become trivial when she finds herself locked in at school with a mad janitor on the loose!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTrigger warning: This is a splatterpunk novella which contain graphic depictions of blood and gore. Reader discretion is advised!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Oscar Brady","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42894236123269,"sku":null,"price":16.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0284\/4298\/4532\/files\/JanitorbyOscarBrady-SignedPrint.png?v=1794673146","url":"https:\/\/godless.com\/products\/janitor-by-oscar-brady-signed-paperback","provider":"Godless","version":"1.0","type":"link"}