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Gin Rummy (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #7) by Peter Caffrey
Gin Rummy (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #7) by Peter Caffrey
Gin Rummy (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #7) by Peter Caffrey
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Gin Rummy (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #7) by Peter Caffrey

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AN EARWORM EDITION: E-BOOK INCLUDES A FREE UNABRIDGED AUDIO NARRATION FILE

 

With Daddy’s focus on Mummy’s recovery from alcoholism, Arnold is left alone to have his adventures with Jimmy the Chimp. After watching Game of Thrones, Arnold persuades Jimmy they need a crossbow, and a plan is hatched to get Paddy the Paedo to buy it for them. However, when things go off the rails, Arnold ends up in a late-night confrontation in the graveyard.

 

BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN

 

Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.

 

Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.

 

Good night, sleep tight!

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SM
05/24/2022
simon m.
Australia Australia
I recommend this product

Peter Peter Period Eater

The monthly release of “Fucked Up Bedtime Stories” coincide with my period. They make the bloating, cramps and violent mood swings something to look forward to. Keep them coming Peter, at least until I go through menopause.

L
05/20/2022
Linz
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Crossbow Greatness

Arnold wants a crossbow and Jimmy has a plan for how they can buy one. But in true FUBS style their plan doesn't go completely as they'd hoped. Que tight white shorts the local perv and a reanimated Poundland candy floss looking dead girl. This one was the funniest one yet with plenty of laugh out moments.

CM
05/19/2022
Corrina M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

Best Bedtime Stories EVER

Jimmy and Arnold want to get themselves a crossbow to help in their endeavour to usurp Daddy...what could possibly go wrong? ‍♀️ They end up needing to bury a body, so a trip to the local graveyard is necessary, once there they encounter a group of Goths who proceed to do Arnold over! When Arnold and Jimmy return, intent on revenge, I gladly step in and help out!! I loved my death in FUBS #6 High Tea, and I positively loved my re-animation in this installment! ‍♀️ I'm an absolutely savage nutter, and my demise is awesome! These books continue to get better and more ridiculous, and I was creased the whole time reading this one!! Best Bedtime stories EVER!! I've said it before and I'll say it again....I FUCKING LOVE PETER CAFFREY!! 5/5 ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️