FIT TO BE THAI'D: A DOTTIE & HAROLD Standalone by Regina Watts
NOTE: This is a novelette. 13,500 words.
Yes, it's all fun and games with the Fleetwoods...until an interloper arrives. Separated from Harold, Dottie must endure all number of brutal torture to keep her assailant distracted from having a taste of her immortalizing flesh. Especially because that intruder is Harold's ex-friend and former business partner, whose nuclear powers and rage problems are already an explosive combination.
Poor Dottie's going to have to go through quite a lot in the name of keeping him too busy to get what he came there for.
I shouldn't read these books because ever time I do, I'm more than a little disappointed I don't have my very own Dottie.