Ejaculate of the Incubus by The Professor - OCTOBER 22nd
A GODLESS GROSS-OUT EXCLUSIVE!
A timid young academic.
His demure bride.
A moonlit night by the sea.
A variety of disgusting bodily fluids.
Believe it or not, the starting point for this outrageous tale was M R James’ classic work of quiet horror, ‘Oh Whistle and I’ll Come To You.’ Readers familiar with the original will recognise the quintessentially English, reserved tone of the narration, along with the seaside setting, the ancient whistle and the disturbing phantasmagoric shapes perceived in bed sheets. As for the rest, well...James would not want to be associated with such filth. Boring old git.
Godless readers, on the other hand, should be suitably amused. And nauseated. And probably aroused.