Bunnies by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
In desperation, he turns to Ed at the local farm supply store who offers him an “ancient Chinese secret” to alleviate his rabbit problem. However, as with everything else in Demetri’s life, things don’t work out quite as he had expected.
Hide your wives and daughters and pucker up your sphincter because the BUNNIES are coming!
Oh my, I cannot stop giggling thinking about this story. Demetri is having some issues with rabbits on his failing farm, and that's not the only issue he is having. The local farm supply company gives him a secret product that should help with the rabbit problem. This is an absolutely batshit story that still has me laughing days after reading it. McHardy and Hawker are in fine form. Offensive, gross, and downright hilarious. Go grab it! Good stuff! 5 severed fingers out of 5
Attack Of The Mutant Horny Rabbits
Fun story. This story talks about nugget porn, and of course me the being the curious cat I am, decided to go look it up and find some videos I wasn’t expecting to see ever. So I get back to the book, freshly scarred and with my search history deleted, and just my luck, if I would have turned the page I wouldn’t have had to see a woman with no limbs take it in her chocolate starfish because they explained what it was in story. Life is funny like that sometimes. Bunnies are wholesome little creatures, so naturally the disgusting duo had to find a way to ruin them for everyone who will ever read this book. After trying to kill off some garden pests, the rabbit killer ends up being the strongest strain of gas station boner pill, creating big, buff, beefy rabbit men that make Arake’s JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure characters look like string beans. You’ve heard about rabbit libido, but when you give them these hormones you have to crank that shiz up to 11, creating big dick beings that will tear you in half with their manhood. There’s a lesson in all this. Don’t trust what people say a product will do. If you can’t use read the label, don’t use the product.
Dont Be A Vegan
When everybody says this one is even more disgusting than their last book I thought please. But they were right. This starts off gross with the hilarious descriptions of the farmer’s son and then somehow gets worse and worse and worse. The climax is, well, explosive. Hats off to the boys. I even had to put my drink down whilst reading this after nearly choking for the third time!
If you didn't already know this was a McHardy/Hawker, you'd definitely know it after the 2nd paragraph!!!! There's the trademark smut, grossness and utter depravity, right there! And of course, it doesn't stop there, they are 100% consistent with it! These two make me feel so guilty for laughing at their stuff, but I can't help it!! It's hilariously dark humour!! Nugget porn for instance!! Have you ever been fked so hard you turned into soup?? Me either, but hey, I'm not dead yet!! This story is also a great advert for NOT buying anything from China......ever!! Hilarious, sick, twisted fun from my favourite gruesome twosome!! Thanks for the wholesome entertainment boys, appreciate it!! A solid 5/5 cute little Bunnies
Blatantly irreverent and brutal.
Bunnies is not what I expected, but it’s certainly what one could expect from McHardy and Hawker, so I shouldn’t have been surprised. This story is straight-up Extreme Horror, unapologetically and blatantly irreverent, graphic and gory, and liberally sprinkled with offensive content. It’s so darkly and disturbingly funny I hate myself for laughing. The authors have rolled out some comically stereotypical B-horror-movie characters and crafted the perfect story to inflict upon them. I do not know how they come up with this stuff. There was that moment when the foreshadowing hit me. One word. I knew what was about to go down. But I had no idea it would go down like that! 5 Stars for creative, next-level, classic movie Extreme Horror.