Bully Beef (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #9) by Peter Caffrey
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After meeting and slaughtering Daddy’s new squeeze, Beryl, Arnold and Jimmy the Chimp realise they’re facing an inevitable confrontation with the big man. However, a falling out between the two friends results in things getting a bit off track, and when Arnold goes rogue, Jimmy isn’t sure he wants to clean up the mess. Will Arnold learn a life lesson, or will he tip the pair into a no-win scenario?
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!
Laugh Out Loud Funny
Ok so I know I said Little Donkey was my favourite FUBS but Peter really stepped up the game with Bully Beef. Jimmy is more aggressive and Arnold is well he's still kind of whiny but he also made me cry laughing. These short stories never fail to cheer me up and make my day.
the macabre soap-opera continues
It's always fun-times at Arnold's house. His Dad is horny and will fuck anything. Jimmy manipulates as usual. And hilarity ensures amid the gore and blood. 3 more to go. Bring it on.
As fucked up and brilliant as ever!
FUBS#9 BULLY BEEF By Peter Caffrey And we are back, with another installment in the brilliant FUBS series!! These just get better and better every time! Jimmy is always telling Arnold he is going to have to use his own initiative and clean up his own messes eventually, and it seems like now is that time! So when Arnold needs to quickly get rid of his elderly neighbour, that's just what he does! What could possibly go wrong?? With absolutely hilarious results, and a real heart stopping "Fuck No!" moment, Arnold comes up with a unique plan! (I absolutely howled with laughter at this one, funniest scene yet!) But he still needs Jimmy's help right at the last minute…. Phew!! Arnold then discovers some home truths and progresses in his mission to become King Arnold! Bloody, gross, sick and hysterical! These books are fucking great times! Even though this one has been left on a real cliffhanger for another month……. Oh, and Lorraine Kelly and the banana!!!! Brilliant!! ONCE AGAIN I CANNOT PRAISE THIS SERIES ENOUGH!!!!