Auntie Social (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #3) by Peter Caffrey
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten-year-old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer, and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
When Mummy and Daddy go away for the weekend, Arnold and Jimmy plan an adventurous time with their regular babysitter, Molly, However, what neither of them expect is having to spend the weekend at the home of their new-age, vegan, yoga-addicted Auntie Doreen. When she tries to introduce Arnold to naked yoga, Jimmy the Chimp decides to take action.
Good night, sleep tight!
Quinoa and naked yoga
What do you do when your aunt stuffs you full of revolting vegan cuisine and forces you to perform naked yoga with her. You kill that’s what. What follows is a hilarious Weekend at Bernie’s esque tale that is all kinds of wrong.
These stories just keep getting better!
I can't get enough of Jimmy the Chimp. Arnold is one of the coolest ten year olds in fiction, on par with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbs), and these Fucked Up Bed Time Stories are demented, hilarious, and fun. May this series never end.
Hilariously sick and twisted
This series from Peter has been highly entertaining so far, and book 3 is no exception! These stories get funnier, more absurd and more shocking with every installment! Arnold has to go and stay with his Auntie in this one, much to his and Jimmy's disgust! So, whilst there, Jimmy decides to make things more interesting - in ways only Jimmy can! Obviously, things go too far - but in the best possible way! The downward dog scene had me howling!! (I was going to re-enact it for my review photo, but I dont need another FB ban!!) Absolutely, hilarious and sick!! Perfect!! 5/5
Even better than sticking a winky in a bum hole!
Jesus H. Corbett, what a hilarious entry into the Fucked up bedtime stories series! If you hate new age, spiritual bullshit this story is for you. A humorously horrific tale about naked yoga with a vegan aunt, and how she can be put to good use after getting cracked over the head with a Buddha statue. And who knew there were multiple uses for Worthing’s largest sausage? Roll on, part 4!
The Prince of Mayhem
This book starts with the funniest thing ever - the demon monkey (the malignant little fucker) teaching the young schoolboy anal sex. That's a full-metal-jacket ROFLMHO. Then we go on. But the stakes are vastly increased with the ultimate crime. Then more dreadful things and shock and laughs. But don’t worry, we get to ride a rollercoaster. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Fun stuff, but it’s getting darker and darker with each episode. I can only imagine the final book will be a full satanic orgy for little boy Arnold. Lol.