Alien Sex Fluids: Final Things by REEKFEEL
This is the end. This is the climax of the book and our nightly story. And we’ve deserved it. For RESULTS and ERROR ANALYSIS of all the Experiments. It’s been a fucking failure. But I could have told you that at the start - this is Lovecraft shit. No one wins. Well, except for Daddy Cthulhu.
And the fate of poor Nyarlathotep is revealed, and what a shocker.
This is it. The fucking end of everything. Apocalyptic, strange and full of biscuits still. Amazing things will happen. Impossible things. In fact, 5 impossible things to witness:
- I will cage god. Witness.
- eldritch gods make a porno. Witness.
- I will kill god. Witness.
- I will create god. Witness.
- I will kill the author. Witness.
That’s how to end a novel. Right?
Read on for more new untold-of things. Open your eyes. Dream. Then close your eyes and prepare for the end.
10,000 fucking evil words, and 1 hour 37 minutes of me raving insane bollocks in your face. Hear monstrous sounds emerge as i try to emulate Cthulhu doing a fart.
WARNING : Listening to this audio file will make you lose your hold on reality. Expiration is possible.