No Pain (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #11) by Peter Caffrey
AN EARWORM EDITION: E-BOOK INCLUDES A FREE UNABRIDGED AUDIO NARRATION FILE
It’s Arnold’s birthday, and all he wants is for Mummy to come home and life to return to normal. Jimmy the Chimp just wants Arnold to stay calm and keep his head down, making sure they stay out of trouble. The problem is that both Arnold and Jimmy can’t have what they want, unless a compromise is reached, but when it looks like the pieces are finally falling into place, all hell breaks loose!
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten year old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!