Psycho (The Smalls Family Stories V) by Ash Ericmore
Elizabeth likes to chat online. What she doesn’t like is getting some dick pic in her inbox from some rando trying to get his rocks off. So she likes to give out lessons. You know, for free.
On this occasion, one Dickmungus pushes his luck too far, and Elizabeth decides to get … let’s say jiggy with it. Revenge is a dish best served violent, what?
The only thing is … when she gets there, she finds that there’s more to this john than his Dickmungus.
And that’s when things turn sour.
United KingdomNo unsolicited Dixk pics please
As always Ash creates A badass character, who demands your attention. But more importantly your respect, you thought Cousin Valentine was bad if you ain't been nowhere near sadistic till you meet Elizabeth. Her level of intense sadism and serial killer vibes is off the chart so the last thing you wanna do is send her a dick pic for no reason. Because trust me we do not appreciate unsolicited dick pics. She is the woman who is a cautionary tale for assholes and fuck boys, I am in love with her as a character. So when she agrees to meet Dickmungus and finds out his true identity as a man of the cloth. Ohhh damn, Elizabeth is at the ready with her scalpel to take this hypocritical ass down a peg. She teaches him a lesson that will make him wish that he stayed to read his bible. As always some parts broke me because Ash has a twisted but incredible sense of humour. He knows exactly what to put to set the scene, and knows how far to go for shock value. I don't have a dick and balls but even I crossed my legs a couple of times reading. Ash as always you rule, I hope I get to meet Holly.