The Microwave... and Other Bloodstained White Goods by Kevin Sweeney
And yet, every year, toasters kill seven hundred people worldwide.
Seven hundred people. Killed by fucking toasters.
THE MICROWAVE ...AND OTHER BLOODSTAINED WHITE GOODS collects five tales about what happens when the electrical gadgets that are supposed to make our lives easier go horribly, horribly wrong.
You'll be afraid to ever go back in the kitchen!
Now that the writing of Kevin Sweeney is a part of my life, I could not imagine a life where it wasn't in it. His writing is more satisfying than the smoothest shit, and Microwave is more enticing that a blood spattered candy g-string, a hairdryer, or a dishwasher.