King Arnold (Fucked Up Bedtime Stories #12) by Peter Caffrey
AN EARWORM EDITION: E-BOOK INCLUDES A FREE UNABRIDGED AUDIO NARRATION FILE
THE SERIES ONE FINALE OF FUCKED-UP BEDTIME STORIES
Today is the day little Arnold becomes King Arnold! After all his trials and tribulations, it would be nice to think his moment in the spotlight passes without any problems, wouldn’t it? Jimmy the Chimp is there by his side, the courtiers are gathered for the ceremony, and even the sun has come out to celebrate his majestic glory! Nothing can wrong. I mean, really, after everything he’s been through, nothing can go fucking wrong…
BEDTIME STORIES: NOT FOR CHILDREN
Ten-year-old Arnold has a cuddly friend, Jimmy the Chimp. His toy ape is his companion, his fellow adventurer, and his advisor. No one else can hear Jimmy when he talks, and there’s nothing about modern life the chimp doesn’t know. Escaping from the world of Mummy and Daddy, the pair set out to have a series of adventures, aided by the fact Jimmy the Chimp is a Satanic necromancer.
Let their enchanting escapades relax and amuse you as you slip into a slumber filled with the sweetest of sweet dreams.
Good night, sleep tight!