The God of Wanking by Peter Caffrey
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After accidentally reviving a dormant demon, Diego is offered the deal of a lifetime. He can have his way with any woman he wishes, fulfilling his carnal desires. All he has to do in return is provide a regular supply of sperm. Like most schoolboys, he’s in the habit of regularly wanking, so he figures he has nothing to lose by agreeing to the pact.
Once the demon takes control, he manipulates the situation, leaving Diego trapped in a waking (or even wanking) nightmare. The daily duty becomes a millstone, dragging him down into an abyss of masturbatory misery.
Why does the demon want his semen, and has it anything to do with the numerous elderly women who are falling pregnant and giving birth to devil babies with unfeasibly large cocks? With the clergy and their militia hunting down the source of the impregnations, Diego finds himself a victim of the chaos.
As his world crumbles around him, his only hope is to free himself from the pact.
Holy cow tits! I love Peter’s sense of humour. I laughed all the way through this story. Such anarchic, irreverent fun. The writing is exceptional. So glad I read this book. Made me as happy as the day I discovered cock rings existed.
Diego’s sinful habit sends him on a bizzaro adventure involving well endowed demonic babies, pregnant pensioners, even more wanking and a corn effigy that can’t get enough jizz. If Caffrey doesn’t ascend to bizzaro/horror cult status I’m giving up wanking for good.
As much as I like Prunty, Caffrey has delivered the book THE SUICIDE KING should have been. An excellently-paced, splatteriffic encounter with an trickster god, full of sodomy, corncob cocks, and evil bastards. My favorite Godless.com title to date.
I scooped up a copy of The God of Wanking back at the beginning of June when it was free, but as a short novel, ninety-nine cents is a steal, especially for a book this good - and I will definitely be paying full price for Peter Cafffey's other books (starting with The Devil's Hairball)! The God of Wanking was beyond anything I could have anticipated. It is a wicked smart dark comedy that bounces back and forth between characters, keeping you on your toes, guessing what will happen until the very end. I highly recommend it.
The book is not only batshit insane but it made me laugh several time, especially some of the things said between the main characters. The entire premise is just bonkers and brilliant.