My Ghost Lover (A Family Pukers Story) by REEKFEEL
Continuing my comedy series of single shorts.
This is a charming PNR - Paranormal Romance. A right romantic story to warm the cockles of your hearts. Ah!
But Pukers style. *Puke Puke* Haha.
There’s plenty of wrong in this story. You just knows I’s a wrong’un.
First Lines - ‘I’s got a big date. I’s on a big date. Cor, I fancy this girl rotten.’
And so it goes. Fucked up filth from the Pukers family you know and love. Incest is a big preoccupation with them. Beware. And best lock up your grannies while you’re at it! lol.
No fluff. No filler. High octane, first-hand accounts of terror.
10,000 words and 96 minutes of Content Warning-filled Extreme Pukers Earworm.
AustraliaLmao
What in the actual fuck did I just read? Firstly, I am have no idea what just happened. ..secondly.. I think I lost all my brain cells. It was not gruesome or shocking it was just weird and confusing.. i feel like you need to be incredibly high to read this book
United Kingdom10/10 for creative messed-up version of Ghost
Well damn, ReekFeel outdid himself with this story. So imagine deliverance meshed with necromantic, with a twisted version of Ghost. But instead of Woopie, you get Aunty Poo, who really does bring a different type of ghost whispering to life. This takes bizarre horror to a new level, I will say that this is jam-packed with trigger warnings. No subject is taboo or off-limits for Reek, hell not even the bloody dog was safe. We follow this twisted love story of a man on his first date, he has a very Forrest Gump-style way of speaking. But lacks the charm and is naive to an extent, as he tells us about the love of his life. Edith is his date, the fact that she seems to have no say in it is not much of a surprise as she is well, dead. Then we go into a warped mind fuck of scenes that will turn your stomach. Nothing is left to the imagination with Reek Feel as he explains to the reader in vivid detail the sexual encounter with Edith's corpse. Of course, he also does a great job at building up the character's twisted and incest-filled background story. This explains a hell of a lot considering he is on the equivalent of Ghost Tinder, to speak with Edith's ghost. You must be sitting there thinking oh no this cannot get anymore messed up, well, you would be HELLA WRONG. He is determined to get through to have some special sexy time, even if her husband just came in and yanked her away for his own fun. So this story was like a glorious car crash that I could not stop watching. Dying to see how far Reek was going to take this, boy did he go all out. I was captivated in this supernatural fuckery, I had to know what happened next. Because the story just getting wilder and more fucked up the longer it goes on. Introducing me to some dark humour with classic lines such as "Protect your bum, boy!” How could I stop reading!? I have no idea whether I need a Disney movie, a stiff drink, or therapy. But either way, this story has definitely made an impression.
United KingdomMost Depraved Yet
Um I have no idea where to start. This might be the author’s most depraved yet. A boy finds his true love and will do anything to be near her. There are the usual reek feel staples; bodily fluids, naughty acts and this time it’s taking place in two different realms. It takes a while to get used to the vernacular used as the main character is not especially well educated to say the least. I think pretty much every trigger is included in this story and you need an extremely strong stomach. A full on and explosively gross story.