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Blowie by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Blowie by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
Blowie by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker
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Blowie by Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker

Simon McHardy and Sean Hawker

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Stuck on Stanley Island with his marine biologist father and no women in sight, sexually frustrated Leo comes upon a chance encounter with a beached dolphin that will change his life forever. Amidst his newfound sexual awakening, Leo sets out in search of the ultimate orgasm—dipping his wick into the blubbery, moist folds of a majestic blue whale’s blowhole. Join Leo along with his father, Greenpeace, and a Japanese whaling fleet in this touching, coming-of-age story about a boy and his whale. 

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10/23/2024
Emmy
United States United States
I recommend this product

WHAT THE FREAK

If I ever needed MORE motivation to end my life, this was it! I can’t recall a time where I was this disgusted. I didn’t even finish reading it. I got through the first few pages, and I closed that shit, because actually, wtf. How does someone even begin to think of this? AND THE REVIEWS.. YALL… IM STARTING TO THINK PEOPLE ARE INTO THIS. WHO IS GENUINELY READING THIS AND GETTING A BONER, CUZ IT SURE AS HELL ISNT MEAN. LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “love this!!!” IT WAS SO BAD AND I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF READING IT. WHY. Uhm anyway! I think I just want to kill myself! I’d rather gouge my eyes out and shove them up my ass than read that EVER again!! Thank you so much for this traumatic experience!!

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10/17/2024
no
United Kingdom United Kingdom
I recommend this product

disgusting

do not buy this its so disgusting.

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10/10/2024
Badbadbadbad
United States United States
I recommend this product

Awful book, tl;dr fucked up guy writes fucked up book about dude fucking animals

It's dogshit as you'd think.

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08/03/2023
Warn
United States United States
I recommend this product

Hilarious

Leo lives on a remote research station off the coast of Tasmania with his marine biologist father. Leo has hit puberty, and there isn't a woman in sight on the island. Besides feverishly masterbating, he enjoys beach combing when he comes across a stranded dolphin. You can see where this is headed. A quick but hilarious read from the duo that never disappoints Check it out! 5 severed fingers out of 5

DD
07/16/2022
Dakota D.

This Hole Was Meant For Me!

Look, I get it. As a man, there’s something about holes that make you want to stick your fingers and other appendages in them, see how far you can dig in there, and see if it can keep you entertained for a while. However, if you do so find yourself walking the beach and see a beached porpoise, remember this story as a cautionary tale. It’s a slippery slope bedding these slippery mammals.