Smutton by Bert and Marie Lestrang

He’s 50% man, 50% ram, and 100% an asshole.

The story delves into the experience of a husband and wife who, in a bid to spice up their weekend, invite a third man for what they expect to be a fun and adventurous time– which turns into a deadly disaster. 

SMUTTON is a ridiculous blend of horror, dark humor, and the supernatural. The novelette takes a surreal turn when special guests, including Jesus and Satan, make an appearance towards the end, culminating in a satisfying and unexpected conclusion that will leave readers haunted, fulfilled, and shaking their heads whispering “WTF was that!?”

At approximately 17,600 words, "Smutton" is a gripping and unconventional tale that pushes the boundaries of traditional horror narratives by masquerading as a smut story for the first pages. It was our first go at “blind-writing” a story where we didn’t discuss the end goal with each other and solely built off of each other’s writing. We hope you all are as amused by it as we are.